The WP Honey Badger is pretty badass. It codes all over the place. The WP Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless coder in the whole WP kingdom. It doesn’t give a shit. If it wants to write insecure code, it writes insecure code. WP Honey Badger is pretty badass. It has no regard for other coders. Oh look, here’s a collection of core devs criticizing his code. Do you think WP Honey Badger gives a shit? It just continues printing unescaped data. The WP Honey Badger doesn’t give a shit.

The WP Honey Badger can be identified by its cowboy ways. Editing on the live server? WP Honey Badger is a crazy nastyass varmint that don’t give a shit because it’s hungry. It’s copying and pasting code? What’s that on its screen, a non-namespaced function in the global scope? WP Honey Badger don’t give a shit. WP Honey Badger just does what it wants.

This site is dedicated to you, WP Honey Badger, your crazy ass ways and your disregard for everyone in the WP kingdom. Thanks for the treat, stupid!